Why was I not joining in with the rest of Irelands obsession with porn (you did not know this?)
The story from a finance department goes that a female accountant tried to access online pornography from her office laptop nearly 1,800 times in two weeks. She also had 600 sexually explicit images saved on her hard drive.
The lessons to be learned?
Don’t download porn at work.
Why would a female accountant sitting in an office of Harcourt Street (You know who you are!) watch Porn?
- 1. Curiosity. (freak show factor)
- To Get Off. Women and men may be from different planets, but they are both prone to the occasional masturbation session, and it is for that express purpose porn was designed
- Learn New Moves. Well I do seriously hope that there is a something to be learned from it!).
- Comparison Shopping. When do the ladies stop comparing then? Never I would say!
- Ogle Guys. Well I don't blame them, us Irish boys were not kissed by mother nature now where we, we were more like left lying around the place a bit like land mines!
- Kill Time. Attention span always a problem with some!
- Get in the Mood. A bit like foreplay perhaps?
- It’s His. yes because it is our porn they feel the need to 'find out' what it is we do in our spare time!
- Explore Secret Fantasies. If a woman isn't comfortable sharing her sexual fantasies, she may turn to porn to experience them vicariously. It could be something as simple as spanking, yet she may feel awkward telling her square-as-a-peg husband that she wants to play naughty. Porn never judges.Nor do I, unless you have been a very 'naughty girl' when in that case you had better bend over my knee!
- Penises. Newsflash: Penises are weird. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again. We don’t have them. We will never totally understand them. Porn is a penis show.
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