Where do you keep your Porn?

Compulsive hoarding (or pathological hoarding or disposophobia)] is the excessive acquisition of possessions (and failure to use or discard them), even if the items are worthless, hazardous, or unsanitary. Compulsive hoarding impairs mobility and interferes with basic activities, including cooking, cleaning, hygiene, sanitation, and sleeping.

It was while reading about Miss Rachel Kramer Bussels hoarding issues in her article (I'm a sex writer with a secret shame -- hoarding) I was left thinking about how do we spanking people go about storing our spanking paraphernalia. Where do you keep yours?  Is it the attic?, top of the wardrobe? , or are you someone like Rachel who has so much of her life out in the open that she literally has it lying all over the place.