Water Fight!

Her Majesty Queen Edna wants us all to pay for water metres so she can establish how much she is going to charge us for the stuff.

Now charging us for water is a bit of a hard sell in Ireland considering it is almost always raining in this country, but having said that, they thought the Ballygowan people were off their head's too when they had the audacity to think that Irish people would pay for bottled water!

Brigade're Josie Higgins is having none of it though, and is now using terms such as 'Mass Revolt'! Good luck with that Josie, I would love the day out to revolt, but it will depend on the weather is like that day!

Can she be trusted...

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.

We all know someone who is at "That Dangerous Age"

I have grown up listening to the work of Paul Weller, so no surprises that I have picked one of his tunes from his latest album "Sonik Kicks".

The tune is called "That Dangerous Age" and can be listened to on the link below.

Link to its promotional video on You Tube

A Naked burglar was arrested while taking a shower after he had sipped champagne and ate a meal in the home of a Californian family.

Why drink the champagne?

Well apparently drinking champagne in moderation (two glasses a day) has a positive effect on the way blood vessels function reducing the risks of cardiovascular diseases, such as heart disease and stroke.

All makes sense now...yeah?

We lost faith, in the arms of love...

My Tune of the week is Ben Howard's "The Wolves" taken from last Septembers album release "Every Kingdom".

Ben plays the Olympia Theatre in Dublin on Wednesday 7th November.

Link to this tune on You Tube

What did you do today then?

Not quite my story today!...but a rather amusing picture none the less.

Why was I not joining in with the rest of Irelands obsession with porn (you did not know this?)

The story from a finance department goes that a female accountant tried to access online pornography from her office laptop nearly 1,800 times in two weeks. She also had 600 sexually explicit images saved on her hard drive.







The lessons to be learned?

Don’t download porn at work.

Why would a female accountant sitting in an office of Harcourt Street (You know who you are!) watch Porn?

1.  1. Curiosity. (freak show factor) 
2. To Get Off. Women and men may be from different planets, but they are both prone to the occasional masturbation session, and it is for that express purpose porn was designed
3. Learn New Moves. Well I do seriously hope that there is a something to be learned from it!).
4. Comparison Shopping. When do the ladies stop comparing then?  Never I would say!
5. Ogle Guys. Well I don't blame them, us Irish boys were not kissed by mother nature now where we, we were more like left lying around the place a bit like land mines!
6. Kill Time. Attention span always a problem with some!
7. Get in the Mood. A bit like foreplay perhaps?
8. It’s His. yes because it is our porn they feel the need to 'find out' what it is we do in our spare time!
9. Explore Secret Fantasies. If a woman isn't comfortable sharing her sexual fantasies, she may turn to porn to experience them vicariously. It could be something as simple as spanking, yet she may feel awkward telling her square-as-a-peg husband that she wants to play naughty. Porn never judges.Nor do I, unless you have been a very 'naughty girl' when in that case you had better bend over my knee!
10. Penises. Newsflash: Penises are weird. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again. We don’t have them. We will never totally understand them. Porn is a penis show.